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Richard Gilmore

He's a man... enthusiastic at times but can also be very strict. He is referenced as a fun-loving, suburban white father who enjoys golfing and watching paint dry. Loving father by day, raging narcissist by night. His favorite color is brown. He works as a banker and often smuggles money to fund his underground drug ring. He sends what little money he has left to his accounts in the Caymen Islands. What a man, living his best life. Despite common beliefs, Richard is not rich- he in fact does not put the "rich" in Richard. All this to be said, he is quite the guy and we respect his efforts to better our society.

Money is missing from my safe deposit box... must be Richard Gilmore again.

by notrichardgilmore February 12, 2023

mallori richards

Mallori Richards is a Bitch she mean hateful and never have a good moment she so stupid and ugly most people hate to be around her

O your with Mallori Richards yeah she’s a bitch I hate her

by T.Swizzle October 24, 2018

Richard's gear

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.

Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.

by Kernowpete September 11, 2017

Claire Richards

The most talented member of STEPS and the most attractive.

Them- do you remember Claire Richards?? Me- YES! The talent in steps.

by Mir_car October 28, 2023

marcus richards

A asswipe that's an Asshole to all of his friends and kicks a miget's ass named victor

Marcus Richards is a dick

by Mdjdc nut bldg November 21, 2017

marcus richards

Is an Asshole that beats a miget named Victor HE IS A DICK

Marcus Richards is a dick

by Mdjdc nut bldg November 21, 2017