Country Dictionary

Fiscal conservative, social libertarian

Government spending has to be ed papped.

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.

Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .

Ruby Coombes' dad. Dont ask questions.

Wow i swear thats Ed Andersson? Yeah him and ruby cant stay off eachother

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

An abbreviation of the beer, Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums.

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.

“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”