A fork of Rural Dictionary
To follow someone,meaning of pursuit.
Listen you guys.We need to tail them if we want to find out where their secret hiding place is.
Miles Prower is a fox and the ultimate chad chads wish they could be. Tails is fucking everyone that had ever existed or ever will exist.
Tim: “I JUST GOT CUCKED BY TAILS!!!”
Jim: “POGGERS”
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot