A fork of Rural Dictionary
the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"
Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."
Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"
Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.
Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy
A chic on a combination of Meth and Heroin that dances around and can't be still after taking a big shot.
That fairy dancer Teresa looks like a damn fool after doing a shot of Meth and H. She needs to sit her how ass down somewhere.
A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.
"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"
When you have cute fairy farts, but they smell like absolute shit
"What the fuck is that smell? Is that Brandon dropping fairy fumes again?"