Country Dictionary

Sounds very illegal

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.

giving off the sense of being preoccupied, dreaming, or delusional.

While explaining a complex math problem, Sarah noticed her classmate doodling on his notebook, muttering to himself. "Are you even listening?" she asked. "A bit," he mumbled back, clearly away with the fairies.

A small, winged creature that flys around at night shitting in the mouths of humans. Most commonly after long nights of drinking and smoking.

Ah, fuck! The deuce fairy visited last night.

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

When you have cute fairy farts, but they smell like absolute shit

"What the fuck is that smell? Is that Brandon dropping fairy fumes again?"