A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang for taking a nap after masturbating
Im gonna take a niko nap before work
What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap
Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch
You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight
Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later
To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything
You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.
When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.
Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.
He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...