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Goblin Style

When a under man goes berserk during sex and starts thrusting at speeds of 5+ mph and starts to snarl and foam at the mouth, like a goblin. This may also include rapidly changing sexual positions, and biting of various body extremities.

Person 1: did you hear what Steve did last night?
Person 2: I heard he went goblin style on Rebecca.
Person 1: yeah he did, I heard she came home crying and bleeding.

Person 2: damn hope she's okay.

by Mogiew July 23, 2022

angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by September 23, 2021

Snot Goblin

(Noun) A term given to someone in a voice chat that sounds like they have a metric shit ton of snot up their nose when they're talking. Most snot goblins are under the age of 16 and usually behave in a really annoying manner by ruining the experience for everyone else in the voice chat.

Snot Goblins are commonly encountered in VC-related games on Roblox like Rate My Avatar or in discord calls.

1: "There's a snot goblin nearby."

2: "How do you know?"

1: "I am hearing his voice."

by Whatwasnixie August 31, 2024

Penny Goblin

A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!

by CrimsonWarrior December 15, 2020

Cheddar Goblin

Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.

a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"

ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin

by Qesdfjoibcvmbj August 15, 2022

Cheddar Goblin

someone who gobbles cheese

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.

by tiffb0t December 29, 2020

Cheddar Goblin

another name for a gold digger

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"

by Melon Ball July 29, 2024