Country Dictionary

To describe the locals from the Portsmouth area, the lowest of the low

'Look at them fat goblins in the crop tops'

Shrivelled up old baby boomers who hoard all the money, housing and healthcare so that no other generations can have any.

Just about every village is England is packed full of goblins now. Nobody else can afford it

A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.

Me: *tying to sleep* The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!" Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"

on deez nuts

me: shit what is the little ugly green monster again? him: Goblin me: GOBLIN ON DEEZ NUTS

A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.

Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate.

class of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real

"whats a goon to a goblin" -lil wayne (a millie)

The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone. Is referred to as a person/pet.

Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin? Man 2: Uhhhh sure Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2) Man 2: Douche Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin. Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox. Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)