A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex
Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe
when a straw is inserted into a vagina or ass hole and then drank from.
a kentucky bagpipe is pretty fuckin gross.
The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.
The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.
Mexican bagpipes are that wonderful instrument that most all Mexicans have. A lawn mower.
Gary-You look really pissed off Wayne whats wrong?
Wayne-I had to spend my whole afternoon listening to Mexican Bagpipes while I was watching TV. It was Horrible!
1. A variety of bagpipes played in traditional Swedish folk music.
2. The male genitalia; less commonly, the penis.
You look like you have a lot of musical talent. Care to come back to my place and put your lips to my Swedish bagpipes?
Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!