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Bagpipes

the people who invented this wonderful thing didnt have their family jewels constrained by briefs and boxers.

they let everything hang in those fresh ass kilts of theirs - hence the free flow of creativity that led to the invention of the most amazing pieces of musical badassery - the bagpipes

Let loose the bagpipes on the innocent ears of these non scots!

by natnoob January 14, 2011

Bagpipes

A sexual position in which the woman is laying down on her back and the man is sitting on her chest, directly above the breasts, facing the woman’s feet. As the woman licks the man’s anus, the man “titty fucks” her.
Then use of hands when in this position can vary depending on the participants needs.

Examples:
1) The man can use his hands to press the breasts closer together creating added friction between the breasts and penis while the woman uses her hands to further spread the butt cheeks apart allowing for a more aggressive “attack” of the anal cavity with her tongue.

2) The man uses his hands to pleasure the woman’s vaginal area while the woman uses her hands to press her breasts together
The application of lubricant is also suggested to avoid rashes on the breasts. Showers prior to this position are also strongly recommended.

I bet that Carl wants to play the bagpipes on that waitress!

by Buck Master April 15, 2009

Bagpipes

Made from Dragon Tiger claws and such.

Bagpipes: "It sounds like your ears being ripped out by dragon tigers"

by Stiny123456789 June 11, 2008

Bagpipes

Made from Dragon Tiger claws and such.

Bagpipes: "It sounds like your ears being ripped out by dragon tigers"

by Stiny123456789 June 11, 2008

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by JL August 22, 2003

Bagpiping

Favorite sexual activity of many students at BYU as a way to skirt the Honor Code, which forbids sex.

Mike believes the allergic reaction on his penis was from Valerie's deodorant that must have got on there while he was bagpiping her Friday night.

by pan__cakes September 08, 2016

bagpipes

the punkest instrument known to man.

the dropkick murphys play bagpipes. check it.

by pais May 17, 2007