A fork of Rural Dictionary
school full of druggies, ugly people, idiots, skanks, country boys.
you go to bourbon highschool? you suck
An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole
Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants
Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
The act of crapping on a sexual partner's back, then laying atop them to spread the cream.
"The wife and I tried a Bourbon Cream last night!"
A Southern Rock band from Southeast Ohio. Plays along the Mid-Ohio Valley and can be found in various states of inebriation in many fine local gutters and bars.
Those Black Bourbon Devils should be sterilized.
If you add ice to any bourbon it is a bourbon cocktail.
I'll have a bourbon cocktail please.
The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.
" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry