A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fuckstick is a person that as as skinny as a stick and is fucking dumb. often used to offend people in schools.
a weaker version is a Frickstick.
Person one: "oh look at brian, hes such a fuckstick"
Person on twitter: "hi fucksticks"
A long, vaguely cylindrical object or body part such as a cucumber, big dick, or baseball bat used to fill the ruined holes of creatures of the night.
Alright darling, howsabout I give you the fuckstick nice and deep?
commonly used by kunt and the gang fuckstick is used when something minor goes wrong so instead or saying shit or twat you can say fucksticks.
fucksticks I shit myself
Fuckstick: When a person acts like a dick or when a person acts like an assface.
Brad:Linda is a total fuckstick
Anthony: I know she wouldn't suck my 8inch dick.
Brad: Wow, that's tuff.
Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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