A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbation, often within a rushed time frame.
Manthey spanked a Quick Hammy before class began
A sleeping bag (or sock) for hamsters.
"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."
When you get extremely wasted. Hammered and slammed put together.
Girl did you get hammy slammy last night? Shit yeah, I got hammy slammy.
When you wrap ham slices around a sandpaper roll and either shove it up someone's anus or fuck it.
"Eh there bud, I got a Hammy-Sandy from Jona last night my ass was burning all night long."
Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.
Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"
Guy: My uncle loves participating in a Hammy The Squirrel!
You: Oh, cool
That Guy that Goes on yappin about the same shitz over and over , asking dumb ass Questions than He answers them by himself. Cause he has, Tiny Dick syndrome .
Also, some people look like Hammies as their "Troll and Valture Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.