A fork of Rural Dictionary
a sexy name for the california underground
i want to merp so bad im itching
Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.
Today was so fun
Yea ikr
What’re you talking about?
We all went to the park it was soooo fun
But you didn’t invite me...
* Awkward silence *
Merp
Merp is a word that can be used as a verb or adjective. It goes in place where a word has yet to be invented for an action that causes you to wink or make a sound before doing something.
An example: I saw the squirrel get hit by a truck and I was like, "merp".
Another example: Everytime something goes wrong and everyone points at me I'm like merp.
As a Hispanic we tend to make sounds that can be described or understood as words, merp is just another way to define such sounds.
When you see a hottie and you jokingly say she is merp-alicious.
A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.
person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp
Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?