Country Dictionary

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.

Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.

Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation

boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp

Maybe I'll Eventually Respond Properly

A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp