A fork of Rural Dictionary
Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor" "Oh, you're just saying" "No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
When you accidentally drop the N bomb in class
Teacher: why did u say that Student: sorry sir my mouths flipped
The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.
Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?! Alex: Because it’s my mouth
The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.
Person 1: You talk so much shut up Person 2: No because it’s my mouth
When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.