A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.
Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.
one who has a bowel movement at the moment of ejaculation during sexual intercourse
man:ahh baby ahh!!
women: whats that fucking smell
man:i'll be rite back
woman:did you just shit!
man:what no.....
woman:shit skeeter!
Horse lover, buys elephants for his...he has his own elephantfuckhouse
When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.
A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.
When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.
Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.
methaphetamine, crack or cocain
i did some skeeter bop last night and got fucked up.