A fork of Rural Dictionary
An enterprise-grade tranny.
That retard did a Mark Crouch and cut his own dick off.
When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.
“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.” “Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!
valorant cunts who crouch when they see you
fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against
After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break. I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away. Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com
I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch
Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.
Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast John: Wow that's fucking gay