A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.
Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch
v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.
A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"
"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)
1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!
Nice name for calling some one a bitch.
I said to my best friend, Cassie, "you are an itch"