A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush
“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”
An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:
- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
The act of drawing pepperoni very carefully.
I have Picassoism
porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.
"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."
A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!
When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”
“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.
"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"
"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"
"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"