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COUPON
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Hey coupon you are such a coupon you silly coupon #3

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

A Women(Typically A Older Woman 30s-80s) Who Argues With Cashiers At Retail Stores In The US About Coupons/Deals On Items And Doesn’t Stop Until She Gets That Deal And Gets A Manager Over To The Counter And Either Badgers The Cashier To Death Or Gets The Cashier In Trouble

You Won’t Believe The Coupon Karen I Encountered Today At Walmart

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”

I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free

A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.

This coupon can be used October 21 for the booty picture this coupon can be used for 5

Let me use the coupon for boottty

Booty pic coupon