Country Dictionary

One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.

Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today! Boss: Great! What were they? Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.

Shall be done in a particular manner, or according to a method or plan

I have wash, get ready for work and drop of the kids; in that order

To violently beat your elbow on a surface and call order on your friends to settle down

Order in the god dam court

1. The polar opposite of Chaos. 2. A state of reality in which one's reality is under control. ie. Peace. 3. A command.

1. Order negates Chaos. Chaos negates Order. Without one, you cannot have the other. 2. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. 3. See command.

A fictional(?) racist group from the Turner Diaries. The Order is part Neo-Nazi part KKK. The main Charater joins the Order to fullfill his destiny and die for the 14 words.

"The Order handed out our assignments. I have to join with Section 8 to get explosives."

Autistic Physics teacher who takes anger out with physical violence on walls and tables

Student: Sir have you marked my homework? Orders teacher: 'stops kicking wall' No I FUCKING HAVEN'T 'head butts desk' ' and kick walls again'

Arranging a prostitute to come to your place

I don't feel like going out tonight, I'm just going to call the escort service and order in.