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DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 02, 2019

Load the dishwasher

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

by November 15, 2023

Dishwashable

When a stupid person says dishwasher safe

AYO it ain’t dishwashable

by May 04, 2022

Dishwashing

Scraping all of the res out of your glass as if it were done with a dishwasher

my homie joe was dishwashing the fuck outta my rasta bowl

by Resin Robber August 09, 2022

Dishwashing

Dishwashing: The complex analysis, purification, polishing, and preservation of tupperware, tableware, and silverware, made up of materials such as metal, ceramics, porcelain, and plastic, using large quantities of the abundant resource found on various celestial bodies including our home planet earth, this resource contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and is often referred to as; water, hydrogen hydroxide, hydrogen dioxide, dihydrogen oxide, or dihydragen monoxide, some of these terms were used on the internet as a satire method of inducing fear on individuals personal way of life.

Person 1: Man, I hate dishwashing.
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by Rain.exe May 08, 2024

Dishwashing

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

by rc_who? December 08, 2023

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 30, 2024