A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fabulous and Pretty, according to Miley Cyrus. (check out her youtube account and you'll see what i mean)
Miley:"fap? what does fap mean?"
Mandy:"fabulous and pretty!!"
Fap is when you are all alone the parents just left the house and you get the feeling in your stomach. You know what's coming, the urge takes over your mind and that's all you want. Time for fap. To grab ones dick in his/its hand and violently try to rip it off.
Keith: Hey Kevin when was the last time you fapped
Kevin: Yesterday Keith
Keith: How was it Kevin?
Kevin: ohhhhhhhhhhhh MAN i busted all kinds, all kinds.
The official acronym for the Free All Poodles campaign.
Are you going to fap tonight
Joe: Are going to FAP tonight?
Tim: Yea man! Me and Sarah can not wait to go to FAP tonight! It's going to be so awesome!
Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.
1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.
2: I love fapping after lunch.