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FAP

Forever Alone Pleasure

I FAP during shower cause i dont have a girlfriend

by eiy March 10, 2015

FAP

Flat As Pancakes Tits so empty and flat that you can flip them like a pancake using a spatula

I'm going to fap to your FAP

by VeryVisionary August 10, 2023

FAP

Fixed Action Pattern. Produced by an innate releasing mechanism in response to an external sensory stimulus. A term used in biology.

Sound coming from teenager's room: "FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP" parents: "Little Tim's fascination with memorizing his biology is so commendable! Maybe we can help him."

by Canadianbiofreak March 12, 2014

FAP

Fat/Fake Ass Pussy.

Frank Ski: There's Some Whores in this House! There's Some Hoes in This House! Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.

by gregben August 14, 2023

FAP

Ferociously abusing penis

Christophe : I need to go to sleep and hit a lil Quick fap session b4 I sleep

by Dancing queen 17 July 15, 2019

FAP

The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive. It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.

Kristin Kreuk... (¨(òó)¨(¬¬)¨) (^^) *fapfapfap* Iiice creeeaammm /fap

by Nero-San April 27, 2006

FAP

Acronym for "fat ass puss." Commonly used in the bodybuilding world referring to a fat guy that thinks he is muscular and developed.

That guy over there is a FAP.

by Ferguson/Templeton/Duff January 01, 2009