A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pack of geese
a school of geese
a murder of geese
a cheese of geese
Look at all those chickens
2. look at all those ducks
3. i had to include the word geese in this so yeah
An interdimensional force of elite assassins who will kill anyone who speaks of them in the popular game of Cards Against Humanity
Bro1: Yo my friend got hit by Geese
Bro2: DON'T. You'll be next
Bro1: Oh shoot
Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.
Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!
5 minutes later
Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.
An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.
HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!