Country Dictionary

to go on a trip with your bros and your hos, usually for like more than a week to somewhere you havent been before

Yo brah, lets go on a hoon run down to florida, ill bring my hos and you can bring yours.

someone who does burnouts, doey’s or speeds to show off.

Ray mate, stop fangin’ it in the overtaking lane, its a 60 zone mate you’re being a hoon

When you program on livestream naked

honey he's hardcore hooner
I'm going to hoooooooon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good

Megan hoons

to be cute and perfect

Hi hoons your so cuuttteeee

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D