A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build a helicopter! And off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline! Lower the stretcher! And make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City!
I have watched the Lego City Commercial a lot of times and all I could think of is "HEY!"
a person who's entire life is influenced by the capitalist media. Always on top of fads and trends. These people usually look down upon others of underground cultures and independent thinking, labeling them as uncool. Total assholes.
Over commercialized fucks listen to Dave Matthews Band and Coldplay, watch a lot of reality TV and MTV, wear Aeropastle and American Eagle, shop at IKEA.
These are more offensive than Howard Stern's bull crap is.
Language and violence on tv = harmless
Girls Gone Wild commercials showing horny little naked bitches lezzing out and which air during Scooby Doo are fuckin offensive!
A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
To promptly end an ridiculous conversation and, or quickly move into another topic in the middle of a conversation.
Let’s take a selfie, with a great white shark. Okay, let's cut to commercial.
The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.
Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.