A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. Involved in work that is intended for the mass market: a commercial artist. Having profit as a chief aim: a commercial song, not a good song. Usually used for describing hip hop or rap that is played on the radio 24/7 that is only about money,cars,guns,girls, and drugs. Music only made to sell records to thug wannabes. Rap that puts quantity before quality.
Kid1: "Have you heard that New Jay Z, Cash Money, Jarule, Ludacris, song!?" Kid2: "That shit is wack, you need to stop listening to that commercial rap" Kid3: "Underground Hip Hop for life!"
1* A form of capitalist propaganda. Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above. 2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.
Example 1: Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it. Example 2: Norwegian Air is a commercial airline. The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.
The things shown when the TV ceases to show you what you told the TV show you. These generally consist of people preforming impossible tasks with things they want you to buy, people talking as fast as humanely possible about what the drug they are selling will do to you, and Billy Mays yelling. The duration of commercials are generally used for making snacks and preparing beverages.
"Joey! Quick, run and get us a six-pack during the Commercial !
(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.
Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes- 1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!) 2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!) 3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.) 4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!) 5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...) 6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks) 7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin) 8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!) 9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones) 10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)
A 30-second waste of time, money, and technology that is specifically designed to annoy television or Youtube viewers with their stupidity and piss-poor sense of humor.
Without commercials, people's lives would be much more pleasant.
The most annoying part of Television.
I stopped watching television because of commercials.