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Ripe

Adj. I) (In context of fruits, vegetables, and other things similar) ready to eat, mature Adj. II) (In context of people) Freshly on or above the legal consent age (usually 18) Adj. III) (In context of a general aging, said negatively) old, overripe, and usually smelling of rotting things (ie. Overripe/rotting meat, produce or other food items; rotting corpse of dead animal)

(I) This banana is ripe, eat it before it goes bad (II) It may sound creepy but I check out the ripe women around the high school* (III) Damn this shit ripe bruh, been sitting here for a while now *I do not condone any sexual misconduct, please DO NOT do this, or if you are, don't blame me

by ThatOneHumann April 11, 2022

Ripe

so lovely

i’m so lovely love the whole crew shawty brave i’m so ripe

by facts only. June 15, 2021

ripe

the act of being fresh 'til death

You're looking mad ripe today!

by sLantyy November 09, 2010

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!" Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..." Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..." Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

ripe

when you came home late last night i could not resist dragging you near and claiming some of that attention. it had been too long, the last time you licked my gaping seedless mango. you knew i had done without, you knew i had fasted and missed a couple of harvests. and you knew i would offer plenty in return. you knew.

so when it was my turn consecrating your soil, you understood the nature, the nurture of our exchange, that there was no guilt no shame in sucking whats ripe. that our well being was connected with the fire that warms, the water that clenches, the air that refreshes, the earth that steadies. you knew i longed for our warm wet bodies to sprout.

by Krkič June 08, 2020

ripe

Used to describe something immaculate. Comes from the adjective describing perfect fruit as ripe.

Yo ur lookin ripe today this day was ripe

by hello der August 15, 2020

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 19, 2021