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Jared rupert

A fuckin beast ass nigga u shouldn't fuck wit but he hella dope thou he a pimp ass nigga who hella chill fuck wit me

Aye theres Jared rupert he hella bomb or yo there's the nigga Jared rupert

by Jwrizzle mynizzle May 12, 2018

Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by November 30, 2022

Rupert From Administration

A failed football chairman who sent a club into administration, now turned hate amplifier who likes to spread stupid, prejudiced nonsense on social media, pretending to be an adept business person.

There goes Rupert from Administration, blaming things on people who live in horrible conditions again, instead of his rich pals.

by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Robo Rupert

When you put on a Robocop costume after a night out on the town with your partner. While trying to seduce her afterwards, you slowly walk around following her in costume walking like Robocop until she gives up and you make love to her.

I tried minding my own business and walked all around the house but I got Robo Rupert’d

by KidFan777 January 08, 2022

Chubby Rupert

The sexual act of masturbation with a hot dog bun, where you insert "the meat" (penis or labia) betwixt the bun. Provide your own sauce.

Ooooh, I've got some spare buns for later, so I can have a good 'ol Chubby Rupert, hold the mustard.

by Joanna Cuddle October 07, 2023

Rupert Brain

Derived from an edited GIF of Klaus Schwab. Upon seeing the GIF a strapping young fellow said the following words, "Rupert Brain" And the rest is history...

"Rupert, Rupert, Rupert Brain, Rupert Brain, Rupert Brain, Rupert, Rupert, Rupert Brain, Ru' Rupert, Rupert Brain" *To the tune of 'In The Hall Of The Mountain King'

by Simon Slug Sumoner January 06, 2025