A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best rapper in Taiwan. Has a some awesome music including his CD's "Wake Up" (2006), and "Mr. Almost" (2008). He dominates the freestyle battle scene, and is straight up the most thug chinese rapper there is.
dude: MC Hotdog is untouchable.
other dude: word.
A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.
*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.
At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.
Water that smells like butt cheeks on a stick. If you smell like it people will run away from you. If you drink hotdog water rinse your mouth out with Lysol and clorox don’t get near it or you will have no friends
Dang that girl has breath like hotdog water let’s run
the messed up version of sonic but can go faster than light
oh my gerd its sanic the hotdog
When a guy rubs his dick with something spicy (cayenne pepper, jalapeño-juice covered hands) and then has sex with a woman.
"Oh man, my boyfriend gave me a serious Michigan hotdog last night! I can still feel the burn."
Male genitalia
AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.
Man my hairy Hotdog hurts.
Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!