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AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue. Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes. On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.

Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps? Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.

by bhk March 16, 2018

mudflap slayer

Fucking a guys ass after he shit without wiping

Jack - I'm the best mudflap slayer Joseph - my turn

by B'Ryan November 19, 2017

arabian mudflaps

Refers to the vigina lips on an Arab. Most used to describe shaggy floppy lips (beef certains).

Hadiah had arabian mudflaps that touched the floor.

by Dankfreshies January 02, 2014

charlotte mudflap

simply a mullet

im pissed! Why? cause i was walking down the street eating a sandwich, and some dumb ass with a charlotte mudflap runs past and it blew all over my sanwich!

by upinsmoke420 November 30, 2010

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022

Toronto Mudflap

When you put on a muzzle and have someone shove shit in your mouth and pour maple syrup on top of it.

Muzz met someone online and gave him a Toronto Mudflap.

by UnicornsRock July 02, 2023

Mudflap

When a man blind folds a woman before sex and explosively releases diarrhea onto her face. He then proceeds to jump out her bedroom window before she takes off the blindfold, leaving her looking like a mud flap.

There is legend of a man who only dates women to mudflap them and never see them again.