A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phrase 'low-key' is used in many different ways. The first way to use it is when describing something that isn't obvious. The second way is when using something you are shy of, I guess? 3rd thing is that this phrase is hypothetically a CRAZE. This phrase can be put in front of ANYTHING and make sense. LITERALLY ANYTHING.
1. "Hey, Serena. Who's your favorite artist?" "Low-key? Pablo Picasso." 2. "Girl, who do you have a crush on? Spill!" "Low-key...James!" 3. "Did you do homework?" "Low-key no."
A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions. Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder? Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!! Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword. Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".
"Dude, that girl is so key yoot" "How do you know?" "She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."
A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine. You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe" Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools" Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.
Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!
An underbarrel shotgun used by the Rainbow Six Siege™️ operator Buck. It lets you create sightlines anywhere at the cost of damage. Useful, i guess?
Teammate 1: "Yo, can you skeleton key this here wall? It will make a great sightline.' Teammate 2: "Yeah sure!" *BANG BANG* Teammate 2: "Home improved."