A fork of Rural Dictionary
A young person. (ie "Youth").
Originally from the 1992 film; My Cousin Vinny" when Vincent Gambini, played by
Joe Pesci, proncouces "youth" as yoot, due to his heavy New York accent.
Judge: “Did you say 'yoots'?”
Vinny: “Yeah, two yoots.”
Judge: “What is a 'yoot'?”
Vinny: “Oh, excuse me, your honor. Two youths.”
Well, I dunno how the rest of you are using this word, but I've always used it to mean my uterus.
"My yoot hurts like hell. Pass me the Midol, will you?"
"Would you like to have sex?" "Hell no! My yoot is squirting blood!"
"I'm sick of wearing corks in my cooter. Maybe I should get ye olde yoot removed."