A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl
Mike: Yo what was that?
Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.
To slide that veiny ahh dih into yo homie
Bro "js slide it in twn" I can't wait for the dih
When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night
Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).
This is a KSide Slide
"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ
¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨
A sliding tackle, also called slide tackle, is a tackle in association football. It is completed with one leg extended to push the ball away from the opposing player.
In training he says that thinking about he can't slide tackle but when you watch him train he slide tackles because he is not thinking about it.
When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!