Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response

I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.

by Hogsy normis August 04, 2023

hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.

Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.

by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022

Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 15, 2004

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 17, 2019

hanging hog

Country boy getting some sex from his girl

Duke forgot his laptop was on and Next the world saw him hanging hog with Betty.

by Angerspawn March 21, 2018

hog run

When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.

Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”

by Ghana_Ghana_Ghana December 03, 2017