A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to a 5 finger discount refers to theft, Skeleton Key is a way to refer to a Break and Enter ( B&E)
Hunter "did you do a B&E?" Amber "no, I've got a skeleton key"
A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.
Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk." Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."
A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)
Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."
A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie
Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron
Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?” Nate: “Sure”
1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound 2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.
YOU used Attack Keys! Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage! BURGLAR fainted! YOU used Phone! YOU called the police! POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!