A fork of Rural Dictionary
When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.
The best type of music ever other than rock and roll
Maren Morris is not country music
A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon
"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music
Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb. There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
Human: I don't like country music. Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*
Country music is straight up A.S.S music (A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T (S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.
I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.