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ASS

according to one of the definitions for acronym ASS is an acronym for angle-side-side. that reminded me of a maths lesson where we were told that 'ASS does not work' and i have still remembered that lesson.

Teacher: And now we conclude that ASS does not work everyone else: haaaaaahaha

by oi prick July 12, 2005

ASS

ASS, which can be known as Side Side Angle in Geometry. It's only used when you want to be the class clown in math class.

Teacher: Alright class, here we have SSS, SAS, ASA, and AAS. Student: What about ASS? Class: *Laughing* Teacher: I need a raise.

by Cosix101 March 25, 2021

ASS

This word can also be used as an acronym in a sentence. ASS = Always Seducing and Sexy.

My Girlfriend is ASS.

by Jakoplasma March 28, 2018

ASS

An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".

Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS. Guy 2: Dude, that's mean! Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!

by DrPepper47 June 16, 2011

ASS

a rude person

That guy was such an ass

by Asshead February 18, 2003

ASS

anti-shit simulator a shit free, or drama free simulator aka your computer. your computer provides a drama free situation with a press of a key.congrats. you have a fine peice of ass.

i dont need Girlfriend drama, i have a fine peice of ass

by Computer_freak September 06, 2009

ASS

after sex smoke... when you smoke that first cigarrette after having sex with your bitch

After fucking Johanna, i needed some ASS...

by blthrskt December 03, 2008