A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"
"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by
its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.
To kill ones character when they have spawned from a death in a multiplayer game.
When a players character dies and is killed immediatly after being respawned by another player who knows where the respawn site is.
General usage: "I just died and some fucking spawn hogger is killing me every time I respawn"
"I'm getting owned, I'm going spawn hogging"