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Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile, cry, and even mad.He's ugly but you fall in love with him, he acts like he doesn't care for others but inside he really does, he acts tough, but is soft on the inside. No he won't like you back, but you still think about him and him smiling. He is addicted to juuling. You will always know Michael as your first love, he's a sweet boy but just doesn't quite show it.
Girl: IM IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL RAY
girl2: he likes someone else
Girl: oh
A very pretty girl who is a great friend when you get to know her. Shes good at anything she does (especially dance) usually has long hair with blonde highlights and brown eyes sometimes she can be a white girl tho
"Oh she's taking a selfie her name must be brandy-ray"
A cute af cookie run charcter
Mocha ray cookie is so fucking cute
The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.