A fork of Rural Dictionary
Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.
"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."
ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit
friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
Good for business, bad for health.
Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.
A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.
She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.
it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨
scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife
When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.
Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes