Country Dictionary

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austin riffle

Biggest stoner in the world with a extreaty small penis

Austin riffle you look stoned and your dick is small as hell

by Austin riffle April 22, 2017

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Larry Austin

A fine man that has dreads and you are obsessed with him. He has many girlfriends and doesn’t know you. You have a class with him

I love Larry Austin.

by Lillianaaaa December 08, 2021

Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome

Wow that is a Austin Martinez

by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023

Austin Speckmann

The act of being a derp-face

Austin Speckmann has the same IQ as Sam Wigton.

by Kgbutts October 13, 2011

Austin reed ward

men

Austin reed ward is such a men

by rye-rye :) January 02, 2024