A fork of Rural Dictionary
A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.
A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.
when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.
girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown
girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.
Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."
The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.
"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"
When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
Boys that travel the world together with their soft tops. They are kooks that go to J-bay.
Did you guys see the soft top boys get wrecked on that wave? I hope someone recorded it