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someone who perfers to watch girls strip rather than actually fuckin them.
why anyone would be like that, i have no fuckin clue
he is such a loser, i came to fuck, but i ended up just getting undressed because he was only a watcher and was to scared to fuck me, dickhead
-Made by popular by the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series to refer to the person who's assigned to watch over, guard, teach and train the vampire slayer.
-Every slayer has a watcher and if one dies before the slayer does, the watcher is replaced with another, no one knows exactly how many watchers were in the council as supposedly they all died just shortly before the series ended in a giant bomb explosion at their headquarters set up by crazy priest villian Caleb.
-A watcher trains the slayer to fight with hand to hand and long range weapons and aids her by telling her stuff about demons and vampires ie how to kill them.
-Tend to be British while oddly slayers seem to be of any race and origin.
-Most famous wacthers:
Giles (Buffy's watcher), Gwendolyn Post(Faith's crazy watcher that Angel had to kill), and Wesley Wyndham Price (Faith's last watcher who later joined the cast of the Angel series)
Ex. While most Watchers have died while in charge of guiding a slayer, for some reason Giles seems to be the only one to live.
A small child with an ipad or other similar device.
"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"
(1) A horror movie.
(2) The minecraft bedrock server BrokenLens' anticheat system. Known for banning people for no reason, but cases like these are few and far in between. However, if you get banned by it you are screwed as the staff don't unban these type of people
(1) The Watcher is a 2016 movie.
(2) Brokenlens staff: "sorry, we don't unban people banned by the watcher"
its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats going on! otherwise known as 'THE SAMMY WATCHER'
betty: whos that over ther, in the shodows?
clint:oh its probably just the watcher
jerry: oh no you didn't, you mean sammy watcher?
Someone, typically a scrawny white male, who watches their significant other/spouse have sex with somebody else, typically a large black male. Effectively someone who watches as they get cucked.
Franklin: Hey dude my P.E. Teacher sounds like a watcher.
Ryan: What's a watcher?
Franklin: A super-cuck who watches while the black guy rails their wife.
Ryan: Yeah he does sound like a watcher.