A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
The greatest excuse known to man.
Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!" Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
A fine blend of processed cheese
Don’t put that country cow on yer toast
A hot girl who grew up In the country , A hot girl who loves horses .
Oh,there goes that country babe on her horse again.
Johnathon: aww hell naw I ain't going to England Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!