A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.
The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.
1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.
No such thing... it's fucking football
American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football
A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.