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all Germans had these during the great depression

Thot detected. that man has Airpods

a wireless version of headphones, made by the apple brand.

“i’m going to wear my airpods on a walk to the park”

for rich assholes

bella: you have airpods?
frankie: yea, don't you...
bella: no :( (shes definitely rich)

the result of losing a single $100 q-tip

person: nice airpod
person with airpod: shut up infidel

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?

User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"

Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.

Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.

The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod

Dude I feel like I’m on AirPods