A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that's particularly large...
Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!
Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.
Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)
What you say when someone else wins.
(Large penis optional)
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
She's got tomtoms bigger than a buss stop.
a word used by lil baby Which stands for "a unified fight against racism"
"blm!!"
"ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE"
A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.
My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"
and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.
that's cause jesus christ is my
my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my